1. evil item of the day: lowest quality, burned coffee, purchased from starving, debt-ridden farmers from a third world country, in a non-degradable, styrofoam cup2. steal of the day: bowling trophy sneaked out of carrie's former lab. k. thinks she deserves it.
3. most scientific-looking in the department: nisse catalouging her historic glass wares, while waiting for the camera crew to arrive.
4. quote of the day: "i've had my share of weiners in my day" (dave n.)